Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:
A compliment A story Why you follow me If you met me what would you do A cute message One thing you want to tell me One thing you want to know about me
Okay. That was about the biggest cry for help I can give without outright saying “I need help” I could never outright say that though, not while she’s so happy. Best case scenario she responds to it and we have deep, meaningful discussion. Most likely outcome: she’ll read it literally and I’ll be left alone while she has a nice night with her friends.
When I talk to you right now it goes like this: You: *insert happy talking* Me: *she’s so happy right now.I feel terrible and I want to talk seriously with her, but it would break my heart if I messed with that* *forced happy talk* You: *disappears randomly* Me: huh. I guess we’re done talking then… I wasn’t done talking…….is talking with me so bad? Repeat
Anyone else go through the thing where you know exactly what you want to say/should say but you can’t because you’re too afraid to say it?
Okay. I give up. I tried for twelve hours. Now I’m done. Today just isn’t going to go well.
~Harpy Egg giveaway~
shotatsuki: I’m doing something fun for my followers (and anyone else who wants to, really) Anyone who reblogs this egg will get their own custom harpy chick based on their blog! For example, meet the harpy chick of tumblr user Coonsies-eye Just reblog and keep your submit box open! Im going to do as many of these critters as I can!
bokuta: hello friends friendly reminder pls don’t upset my friends bcos when you upset my friends you upset me and when if you upset me i’ll break your necks
mimiblargh: Anonymous asked: John<3Vriska? Please OuO FORGIVE ME FANDOM
If emotions were accompanied by physical phenomena then I would be surrounded by a storm of fire that I was not immune to.
sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg
xadorkablemarinax: Thank you guys SO much, for liking and reblogging my silly drawing with notes of 1,590+ ! You all have made me so happy, I feel you guys deserved this- hope you enjoy! I even turned it into a gif, and of course the still picture is always there for those who’ve requested it to be used as their iPod/phone wallpaper original sketch>...
cackling-grin: Yes I know you see theese a lo9t and yes this may not be a unique blog But I still want to follow you all!! I am only folllowing 6 people, so could you all reblog and guess what. I will follow!
abstruseglitch: technicolorpartytown: So I just realized something about meowrails… Horse owners often adopt cats to kill mice in their barns, because mice bother horses. The horses recognize this, and in return they protect the cats (well, they mostly just let the cats sleep on them). And that’s kind of a good analogy for equius and nepeta’s relationship. That’s hands down the cutest thing...
draconisblog: tumbledore-: The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun. At first I was all: Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard. But then I was all like: GENIUS! PURE...
Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal...
anarchymisty: asgardianarmy: please-stay-perfect: pinkie-pie-party: bitch-im-cool: kingdomheartsrocks: guarneres: #THE WEIRDER THE BETTER Yesssssssssss [[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]] Please omg BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER I’VE NEVER GOT ONE OF THESE, MESssage 4 message am i rite
Anyone who reblogs this before May 25th will get a...
queenoftheconfettiparade: I can’t draw, but I’m on summer break and have no friends yet SO give me something to do I don’t expect a lot but just in case I’m setting the limit of May 25th, sorry if you get this afterwards. Have your submission boxes open loves.
goldshirts-tightpants: little-goose: Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas I mean really I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
gorilla-herobane: sevenplusfour: HE’S ONE OF US
arquiusprite: OH MY GOD?? IMAGINE EQUIUS TRYING TO DRIVE A CAR AND HIS FEET JUST GO THROUGH THE FLOOR AND HE DRIVES IT LIKE ONE OF THOSE CARS FROM THE FLINTSTONES
someone saying that they’ve missed you or that they appreciate you or that something reminded them of you basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them
I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on...
insanityinyourhead: allonsyassbutt: thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: mookie2397: xion-and-road: dew ihhtttt.!!!! you’re all welcome to my ask box I’m waiting you, little fuckers that i’m gonna love.
Reblog this if its okay for your followers to...
pingustolemysanity: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week Ah, but what a wondrous week it would be.
Has anyone else noticed how broken some expressions are? “I picked something up just to see how it felt.” Normal sentence right? I picked something up to /see/ how it /felt/ Wrong sense but we all accept that as a completely logical thing. I only have one question: how?
calibornsbottombitch: pineapple-college: calibornsbottombitch: everything should just cost a dollar and everyone born gets the same amount of dollars if you run out of dollars you have to get a bunch of letters written for you detailing nice things you do and take them to the bank to get more dollars Can you be president? my preferred title is the almighty banker but yes
trickstersminion: turnerkate: quitethechaos: ...
xxmisty: GUYS I HAVE SEEN HEAVEN AND IT IS THIS BLOG: http://pokemonxniccage.com/
bex-chan: i can’t believe we have tailbones but no tails like seriously where the fuck is my tail i want a fucking tail also wings
karlykamikazeandspiderman: closer-each-day: hiddles-girl: -sunflowerseeds: Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full. so the legends are true where are your sources I’d like to conduct some tests on this subject
What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word? THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?! Can I sleep? If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand? You can’t pronounce THAT word? WHAT THE HELL The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for My skin’s crawling Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...