Distilled Me

abstruseglitch: technicolorpartytown: So I just realized something about meowrails… Horse owners...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:34:54 -0700

technicolorpartytown:

So I just realized something about meowrails… Horse owners often adopt cats to kill mice in their barns, because mice bother horses. The horses recognize this, and in return they protect the cats (well, they mostly just let the cats sleep on them). And that’s kind of a good analogy for equius and nepeta’s relationship.

That’s hands down the cutest thing ever.

hiddle-stoned: life-more-abundantly: denyselfandfollowchrist: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:21:19 -0700

hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

mmetafour: gamerspirit: kimoida: I did it… I’ve finally...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:11:07 -0700

mmetafour:

gamerspirit:

kimoida:

I did it… I’ve finally caught them all…..

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU THINK YOU’D NEVER SEE

Hats off to you buddy, this is a serious accomplishment…I feel like you deserve a medal

draconisblog: tumbledore-: The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:07:43 -0700

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal in your ask <3

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:10:36 -0700

anarchymisty:

asgardianarmy:

please-stay-perfect:

pinkie-pie-party:

bitch-im-cool:

kingdomheartsrocks:

guarneres:

#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER

Yesssssssssss

[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]

Please omg

BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

I’VE NEVER GOT ONE OF THESE, MESssage 4 message am i rite

Anyone who reblogs this before May 25th will get a stupid doodle based on their URL.

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:32:49 -0700

queenoftheconfettiparade:

I can’t draw, but I’m on summer break and have no friends yet

SO give me something to do

I don’t expect a lot but just in case I’m setting the limit of May 25th, sorry if you get this afterwards.

Have your submission boxes open loves.

beatdown-strider: Yeah. So I was driving home from the airport...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:27:40 -0700

beatdown-strider:

Yeah. So I was driving home from the airport and got the random idea of Eridan as a russian nesting doll.

goldshirts-tightpants: little-goose: Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:23:29 -0700

goldshirts-tightpants:

little-goose:

Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas

I mean really

I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:10:49 -0700

Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City twitter account

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:07:53 -0700

gorilla-herobane:

sevenplusfour:

HE’S ONE OF US

greecemisis: what the hell ii2 thi2 thiing…

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:04:23 -0700

greecemisis:

what the hell ii2 thi2 thiing…

luke-wilson-the-story: masslyeffective: spangledmystars: I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:03:10 -0700

luke-wilson-the-story:

masslyeffective:

spangledmystars:

I can’t click my reblog button hard enough

It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo.

I would love this so much..

tall: pocketpinya: boomette: look at that guy on the left he...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:35:18 -0700

tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad

fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all

jalmotaesseo: karcrazy: emikafett: In health class today, we...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:33:11 -0700

jalmotaesseo:

karcrazy:

emikafett:

In health class today, we got a “what should you say back to somebody who tries pressures you into sex” worksheet. This is what I wrote. And below, what it says, in case you’re having trouble with the picture or reading my handwriting.
“Come on, just this once.” - I’d rather have pizza and watch a movie.
“What could it hurt?” - You, if you keep pestering me.
“Everybody’s doing it.” - Too bad I’m not everybody.
“If you loved me, you’d let me.” - If you loved me, you’d buy me Supernatural on Blu-Ray. Hand ‘em over.
“I promise we’ll use a condom every time.” - *stares blankly until partner gets uncomfortable and leaves*
“No one has to know.” - No one has to know if I murder you.
“What are you afraid of?” - Spiders, needles, wasps, clowns, heights, murderers…
“Don’t you love me enough to have sex with me?” - No.
“You’re just chicken.” - *starts twitching wildly, making chicken noises, and flaps arms like wings*
“Don’t you want to know what it’s like?” - Not with you.
“Everyone knows you’ve done it before.” - I’d think I’d remember something like that.
“Maybe you just don’t like boys.” - Yes, I’m a lesbian.
“Put out or get out.” - Okay, bye.
“I’m clean, I promise.” - Maybe you should take a bath, then, just to be sure.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW FUCKING BRILLIANT THIS IS OH MY GOD

ALL THE YES.

arquiusprite: OH MY GOD?? IMAGINE EQUIUS TRYING TO DRIVE A CAR AND HIS FEET JUST GO THROUGH THE...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:29:05 -0700

arquiusprite:

OH MY GOD?? IMAGINE EQUIUS TRYING TO DRIVE A CAR AND HIS FEET JUST GO THROUGH THE FLOOR AND HE DRIVES IT LIKE ONE OF THOSE CARS FROM THE FLINTSTONES

someone saying that they’ve missed you or that they appreciate you or that something reminded...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:26:06 -0700

someone saying that they’ve missed you

or that they appreciate you

or that something reminded them of you

basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them

gillyhoo: tacoart: friends Accurate.

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:23:57 -0700

gillyhoo:

tacoart:

friends

Accurate.

gillyhoo: tacoart: friends Accurate.

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:23:57 -0700

gillyhoo:

tacoart:

friends

Accurate.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:20:43 -0700

I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:16:14 -0700

insanityinyourhead:

allonsyassbutt:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

mookie2397:

xion-and-road:

dew ihhtttt.!!!!

you’re all welcome to my ask box

I’m waiting you, little fuckers that i’m gonna love.